Vacation Is The Perfect Time For Despair

And lots of shopping panic.

My avoidant attachment style and job opportunities have taken me all over the world. Yet, every time I hear the word "wanderlust," I feel the urge to hurl. Don't get me started on some guy who once called me a "gypsy soul"—I've already reserved a special spot in his nightmares.

But need someone to pack up and move somewhere tomorrow? Put me in, coach! (J…