The World's Worst Influencer

Here's some dumb stuff I bought that you probably will not buy. And that's just fine.

I honestly don't talk to many people about this newsletter. But last weekend, an acquaintance in the know asked how it was going. I said I was happy. Then he asked the question we all love to hear: "How are you planning on monetizing it?" Because nothing makes a hobby more fun than figuring out how to squeeze money out of it.

This guy kept telling me how…