Black Friday? More Like Every Other Friday

And Monday, Tuesday, Etc Etc.

Ah, the season of gratitude—what’s not to love? Gathering around the table, sharing heartfelt thanks for life’s blessings, savoring deep breaths and sweet smiles. But the real highlight? As soon as the pumpkin pie hits the table, you’re setting a 4 a.m. alarm so you can roll out of bed at the ass crack of dawn, ready to dropkick a stranger for the last …